Tija! Or How I Ended Up Wanting to Be Somali in My Next Life

A satirical yet heartfelt reflection on culture, friendship, and the beauty of being wonderfully complex.

Job Loss, Coaching & Laughter: My Unexpected Financial Glow-Up

I got a Financial Coach and discovered my net worth.

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t impressive. The journey was hilarious and worth every ratio.

Shape up (to AI) or Ship out!

If you are over 40, it’s time to learn AI. So goes the (nuisance) YouTube and Instagram AI ads!

Laughter, Chalk & Legacy: Honoring Our Ruai Primary Teachers – Year 3!

📣In 2023, we returned home

To honor the teachers who raised us with chalk, discipline, and warm laughter.

From Matuu to Nyeri, we laughed, cried, and gave back. Thank you, Waalimu. 🙏🏾❤️

✨ Mr. Kyalo: Punk Hair, Painful Slaps & Priceless Lessons

📣He wore high waist trousers, a punk hairstyle, and cologne that made the wind stop.

Mr. Kyalo, our beloved teacher at Ruai Primary. He wasn’t just cool, he was legendary.

Read our heartfelt (and hilarious) tribute to him. 💛

#CelebrateYourTeacher #MemoriesWeCherish

Mr. Waithaka: Our Math Whiz, Games Master & Nose-Pinching Legend 🫢📚

We laughed. We remembered. We celebrated Mr. Waithaka

Tthe teacher who taught us Maths, ran our games, pinched our noses, and shaped our lives.
Retired, still sharp, and living proof that #LoveIsNotAScam. ❤️

Read and drop your best Mwalimu memories!